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This is possibly the last blog of all time and you know, I'll make it good. I would like to thank the 13 or so people who check my blog weekly because they are the only people that seem to o the manager screen. I also would like to thank Stroot because he's the worlds most okayest teacher. Thank for the fabulous 2 years! And for maybe the last time, Peace!
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I love pidgins and ducks. They bob around are are cute and fat and blorpy. Those last two describe pigeons more and derpy and flurby. I love pigeons so much Peace!
I am good at writing about weird things that read choppily so I'm going to do that now. So I am a regular watcher of You Tube and I found that they K key is a designated pause key. That is a fun secret. Secret puppies! Peace!
Sadly I am not procrastinating when writing this which isn't that sad and is kind of good but it would have been funnier if I did and I'll stop now. Procrastination! It is a force to reckoned with, the evil deadline, the tantalizing amount of free time and the mystical lad of tomorrow where everything is done on that day. It can't be proved how moving it is and there is an awesome Ted Talk on it that you should watch. I don't know. Peace!
Welcome to a super judgmental rant on Texas! I know we love these so welcome to a fun rant on Texas! this is going to be fun! All things I say will be super liberal and biased but they will be true. Let it begin!
First let's start with the title. Texas was stolen from Mexico. I did a rant about that earlier in the Alamo post so look at that. A quick summary of my summary is Texas was in Mexico along with Americans who felt like their liberty was being infringed upon so they started a war because America. For a final one lets talk about Texas's lack of abortion hospitals. I feel very strongly on the abortion debate but to summarize, babies are a lot of work, they should be able to choose wether to have on or not. Texas only has one abortion hospital in Austin and which isn't enough, they need at least 6 or make abortion hospitals part of hospitals which would be a good idea so we don't need secondary buildings. One is not enough. These are things that I feel strongly about and we need just to add abortion hospitals to Texas and then we are done. Yay. Peace! The actual reason I went to Texas was to see a concert at the Majestic (awesome name) theater. The concert was a full orchestra renditioning of Legend of Zelda Music which is awesome. The concert took place in the Majestic's majestic theater that feels like it's outdoors with the painting but is actually indoors. The ceiling is painted blue and lights shone on the ceiling give the appearance of clouds.
The concert was fabulous though and at the end they played my favorite song in the entire series, 'Dragon Roost Island.' In Windwaker it symbolizes that this game is going to be fantastic and in the concert (concert keeps autocorrecting to cancer) it shows that this concert was amazing and this song is the way to finish it off. It was beautifully sculpted and see it if you like Legend of Zelda. It's amazing. Peace! The Alamo, the place where American liberty defenders stood against the marauding hoards of Mexicans, galvanizing the American troops to fight for liberty and freedom! To the Mexicans however it is the place where American Terrorists made their first stand, were decimated but sparked the American Invasion. Both stories are mostly true (one more so *CoughcoghMexico'scoughcough*) and both are biased so lets take a non biased view of it.
IT started with Mexico opening it's borders to the American settlers, which is awesome. The settlers did their thing and lived in Mexico for a while, eventually the there were too many migrants in Mexico (sounds familiar except if we just let the in our problems would be solved so lets just let them in) so they had to close their borders. Americans did not like that and felt their liberty was being infringed and started a revolution and the first true battle was at the Alamo. Simple summaries for the win! Peace! If you ever go to Austin Texas a thing you must do is see the bat bridge. It is a bride with grooves in it to allow it to expand and contract that also house millions of bats. In the summer at night, the bats will rise out in handfuls and fill the air. It is possible to take a 1.5 mile kayak tour to see it at the shop 'Live, Love, Paddle' which is an awesome kayak/canoe/paddle-board shop. It is an amazing phenomenon. Peace!
Continuing on the Texas trip, food. Texas's food is delicious, absolutely wonderful. The first night I had a Hamburger with delicious fries, divine guacamole that was super chunky and was made with fresh avocados, it was delicious. The second day I had another awesome hamburger and an awesome beef taco. It was an amazing taco too especially when accompanied by a half liter of Mexican Coke which is like normal coke but made with real sugar. On the last day I had a awesome beef and chicken fajita and the best airport food I have ever had at a chain called 'Steaks and Shakes,' the burger was delicious.
Texas is not just a large state with bad gun control laws and one abortion hospital (rant soon on those things) that was stolen from Mexico (Rant on that too.) It is a vast state with delicious food and massive 60oz margaritas. Peace! So I just recently went to Texas and it was awesome. Texas has great food, theaters and tourist attractions like the Bat-Bridge in Austin and the Alamo in San-Antonio. I had an awesome time and you should definitely go there. Peace!
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